College hoops meets canine chaos. The SEC is full of personality—swaggering favorites, loveable underdogs, unpredictable troublemakers. So what if each team had a dog breed doppelgänger? Let’s unleash the pack.
Alabama – Doberman Pinscher
Lean, alert, and a little intimidating. Bama hoops under Nate Oats? All gas, no leash.
Arkansas – Jack Russell Terrier
Relentless energy. They’ll chase down every rebound like it owes them money. Barking optional, but likely.
Auburn – Border Collie
Hyper-focused and built for chaos. Bruce Pearl’s Tigers can outthink and outrun you—until they zigzag into an upset loss.
Florida – American Bulldog
Muscular, tough, and a little stubborn. The Gators clamp down and drag you into their yard and make you play the way they want to.
Georgia – English Bulldog
You already know. Sleepy, stubborn, and a bit wrinkly at times. They’ll nap through some games but wake up to slobber all over a rival.
Kentucky – Siberian Husky
Blue-blooded and born to run. Sleek, intense, and built for the tournament trail. Those eyes say Final Four or bust.
LSU – Cane Corso
Big, loyal, and intimidating. LSU may not also win, but they'll be as physical as possible/
Mississippi State – French Bulldog
Compact, underestimated, and feisty. Don’t be fooled by the wrinkles—they’ve got bite.
Missouri – Shiba Inu
Clever, proud, and unpredictable. One minute they’re pulling off a meme-worthy upset, the next they’re running in circles. Good luck figuring them out.
Oklahoma – Australian Shepherd
Fast, intelligent, and new to the pack. The Sooners look to prove they have the SEC stamina to herd more wins.
Ole Miss – Basset Hound
They’ll shuffle onto the court with those droopy eyes, then surprise you with a howling upset. Hotty Toddy, indeed.
South Carolina – Dachshund
Low to the ground, but scrappy. They’ll burrow into your game plan and nip your heels the whole way.
Tennessee – Chihuahua
Tiny but LOUD, with a bark bigger than their bite. They’ll yap all day, tremble with intensity, and occasionally nip a top seed in the tourney and still not get to the Final Four. Big attitude.
Texas A&M – German Shepherd
Structured and alert. Bucky McMillan will bring Bucky Ball to the SEC, protecting the perimeter and playing fast.
Texas – Labrador Retriever
Athletic, popular, and occasionally too nice. But when they lock in? They can fetch upsets.
Vanderbilt – Poodle
Ivy League in SEC clothing. Smart, sleek, and always trying to outclass the chaos around them.
Paws, barks, and all—this SEC lineup is ready to run wild.