Another national TV game, another Kentucky disaster class 2-minute drill

Folks, it was not pretty.... again
Kentucky Wildcats v Georgia Bulldogs
Kentucky Wildcats v Georgia Bulldogs | Steve Limentani/ISI Photos/GettyImages

Somebody tell Bill Murray he is needed on set as it’s Groundhog Day in Lexington, and the forecast is another offensive disaster. On a national stage against Georgia, with a chance to make a statement before halftime, Mark Stoops' Kentucky Wildcats did what they do best: completely and utterly fall apart in a 2-minute drill.

The sequence was so poorly managed that ESPN announcer Jesse Palmer didn't mince words, calling the display "terrible" on the broadcast. For Kentucky fans, it was an all-too-familiar feeling of dread, a painful replay of past failures that points to a systemic, coaching-level problem.

A déjà vu of dysfunction

If this scene feels familiar, it’s because we just saw it. Against Ole Miss, the Wildcats were so disorganized and inept at managing the clock that announcers openly stated that such mistakes are the kind of things that "get you fired." It appears no lessons were learned.

Facing Georgia, the same baffling lack of situational awareness was on full display. The offense looked lost, the play-calling was questionable, and the clock became the enemy. This isn't just a string of bad luck; it's a pattern of incompetence when the lights are brightest.

The anatomy of a collapse

The meltdown began on a critical 3rd and 1. With the clock ticking, quarterback Cutter Boley began to audible at the line. As he scanned the defense, precious seconds evaporated. Nearly 20 seconds bled off the clock before a frantic Mark Stoops was forced to burn his second timeout of the half. It was a staggering display of disorganization.

Despite the coaching blunder, the offense managed to move the ball. A few sharp plays got the Wildcats inside the Georgia 20-yard line, but a disputed catch was overturned on review. The bigger penalty, however, was the time squandered by the earlier chaos. Instead of having a comfortable 34 seconds to work with, Kentucky was left with just 15.

On the very next play, Boley hit Ja'Mori Maclin on a quick slant, and he smartly got down inside the 10-yard line. They clocked the ball, giving themselves one final shot at the end zone with two seconds remaining. That pass fell incomplete, but it was the next snap that really put the icing on the cake.

The gut-punch finish 🤦‍♂️

To cap off the circus of errors, on came kicker Jacob Kauwe, who had been perfect on the season. For a moment, it seemed Kentucky might salvage three points from the jaws of their own dysfunction.

Of course, that's not how this story ends.

Kauwe promptly shanked the chip-shot field goal wide left. No points. No momentum. Nothing but embarrassment.

Kentucky will get the ball to start the second half, but the damage is done. Once again, on a nationally televised broadcast, the Wildcats showed the country they cannot execute the fundamental basics of offensive football in critical moments. It's a fireable offense, and at this point, it’s fair to wonder how many more of these public meltdowns the program can endure.

Drew Holbrook is an avid Kentucky fan who has been covering the Cats for over 10 years. In his free time he enjoys downtime with his family and Premier League soccer. You can find him on X here. Micah 7:7. #UptheAlbion