October 31st (Halloween) isn’t isn’t until next Wednesday. You’ll see all of the ghouls, goblins, and honey boo-boos walking down your street looking for candy. Those of you that are still allowed to be within 200 feet of a minor know that they will then appear on your front step with hands, baskets, empty plastic pumpkins, or pillow cases ready to take your ‘fun size’ candy bars or Skittles packages.
What this means for those of us that were smart enough to wear protection (and the parents that are smart enough to have a good, lonely babysitter) is that our time to dress up comes this weekend, the Saturday before Halloween.
If you are still in a costume quandary, here are a few Kentucky Wildcat themes you may want to think before you head out:
1) John Calipari – Unless you are hopeless for ideas, this is not indicating that you should sport a suit and head out into the night. I would suggest possibly wearing the biggest, baggiest, sweat suit. Coupled with a very firm slicked back gel, and a vocabulary full of “poop ice-cream?” and “yeah, we aren’t that good” and “I can count to 500 – twice… take that NCAA”, your friends and family will be sure to support your championship banner.
Note: Avoid regular suits unless you are going with some lame idea like “Mr Big from Sex and the City” or “Miami Vice”… suits may be worn, but only in jest towards Rick Pitino’s fashion feaux pas. The same goes for Yellow.