Tom Crean said he wants the most obnoxious fans in college basketball. He has the most obnoxious haircut in college basketball. He’s an idiot.
Congrats to Rajon Rondo, Jodie Meeks and Nazr Mohammed for helping their teams get to the second round of the NBA Playoffs. Rondo had a particularly great series in which he averaged 16.8 points, 11.8 assists, 3.4 steals, 5.6 rebounds and only 3.6 turnovers. He is clearly the leader of the team at this point. Besides this little snafu in game 1 and missing all of game 2, he was darn near perfect:
Cal Must Love Dogs
John Calipari must be a huge dog lover because he is always making references to them and centering analogies around them. For example, during the season he made a comment to Jerry Tipton about throwing rocks into a pack of dogs and getting barked at. Then, a few weeks later, he started talking about answering dog fan mail and then barked his reply.
Now, in response to the Herald-Leader’s cartoon and Pete Thamel’s “report”, Cal had this to say: “If the mailman reacted to every barking dog, he would never get the mail delivered.”
Right on coach. Right on.
Hoosier Daddy: Baseball Edition
The Bat Cats went up to the cesspool, hell hole known as Bloomington, Indiana and beat the Loosiers 6-5 in baseball in extra innings.
There weren’t any reports of rioting, stabbings,or former/fake Playboy models being injured. You know who I’m talkin’ about, right?
Head of the Class
And finally, 10 of 14 members of the Men’s basketball team finished the latest school semester with a 3.0 or better. They accomplished this during a rigorous basketball season that included a national championship trophy. Anthony Davis finished with a 3.7.
Your move, Vanderbilt.
In other news, Tennessee’s football GPA of 1.9 is the exact same number of the score I would give the series finale of East Bound and Down on a scale of 1-10. You are better than that Kenny Powers. Much better.