One Night Stand Parting Gifts from Sports Lotharios

There is a story floating around about reknowned ladies man and New York Yankees legend Derek Jeter and his love life. According to the story, Derek Jeter would bring dates to his New York apartment, spend the night with them and then have a car waiting for them downstairs in the morning with a gift basket of signed memorabilia in it as a parting gift. What a classy guy! Not only did these lucky women get the honor of sleeping with sports’ most eligible bachelor, they also received a signed baseball and a couple of authentic Yankee Stadium Cracker Jack boxes. We all know they have the best prizes inside.

This got me thinking, I wonder what other sporting Romeos would give their one night stands as a parting gift? Well, wonder no more because I have the answers.

Antonio Cromartie: Pregnancy Test

The Jets DB is good at breaking up passes but he is not so good at wearing protection during a one night stand. He has nine kids with eight different women. So, if a lady is lucky enough to hook up with this fertile athletes, he gives them a box of First Response tests. What a gentleman.

Rick Pitino: Health Insurance and a Number for a Good Doctor in Cincinnati

The coach for the Louisville Cardinals may be the most giving of all of our sports lovers. If a hot cougar mom is lucky enough to hook up with this Italian Stallion in a classy joint, he is considerate of her monetary needs enough to set her up with some good “health insurance” and the number of a great doctor in Cincinnati in case any unwanted side effects from the encounter should appear. But then again, you could end up serving prison time if you are a ungreatful harpy like Karen Sypher.

Wilt Chamberlain: A Number

The late great Wilt the Stilt is arguably the greatest lover on our list. He reportedly slept with over 20,000 women over his college and NBA career. If Wilt were to give all of those ladies a gift, he would have been poor. So, Wilt just gave his women a piece of paper with a number on it. This was to let them know what place they were in line…and in his heart. I bet the girl who got the “20,000” was pleased.

Tim Tebow: Nothing

Tim Tebow doesn’t do that sort of thing. Ask him about it and I am sure he will be more than excited to let you know why.

Mike Vick: Penicillin

Before Mr. Vick went to prison for running an illegal dog fighting ring in Virginia, he ran into trouble of another kind. He reportedly gave one of his fine females a little something more than she bargained for and she was “burning” to get him back for it. He learned his lesson and always throws in the wonder cure of the twentieth century just in case.

Ben Roethlisberger: Legalzoom.com Membership

I’m not even going to go there.

Billy Clyde: A 12 pack of Pabst and a Carton of Camels

Billy Gillispie doesn’t look much like a ladies man and his attitude toward the media didn’t give off the impression that he had much of a personality, but there were persistent rumors that swirled during his time in Lexington that he liked dating co-eds that were much, much younger. These college chicks are easy to buy for; beer and smokes usually did the trick. But if she was extra special, Billy would throw in some lottery tickets and an R. Kelly CD.

Pac Man Jones: A Roll of Ones Adam “Pac Man” Jones likes a certain type of lady. We will call her a “Dancer” as to not offend anyone. Most of these “Dancers” only care about one thing and that is cold, hard cash. That’s why the Pac Man carries a roll of Washingtons in his front pocket so he can make it rain for his lovely partners.

I hope this left you in the mood for love.