So a few days ago it was announced that Kentucky Men’s basketball will be hosting its annual “Women’s Clinic” on October 6th. Let me say that I have always struggled a little with the concept of the Women’s Clinic. I’m not really sure what that means and I find myself wondering why there needs to be a clinic for women. It should be noted that I am not opposed to the idea. In fact I have been trying to convince my wife that she wants to go. I’m just confused by the idea. Why does this need to happen? Well the reality is that men and women are different. Case in point
. (Sorry I couldn’t embed that one.) But here is Bill Cosby’s take on what makes men and women different. If you don’t think Bill Cosby is one of the funniest men ever, I will fight you.
Now my wife says that the perfect women’s clinic would involve purses and chocolate and lotion and crochet taught by Russell Crowe.
But I got to thinking, what should be done for the men’s clinic. A few ideas. How about an instructional seminar on proper power tool operation.
Lessons in child rearing because really, I want to be a manly father someday.
Maybe a little instruction in gourmet dining.
I wouldn’t mind learning how to properly dress sports injuries.
These are just a few of my ideas for the “Men’s Clinic” in October of next year. Really Cal, let’s make this happen. But if you’d still like to incorporate a little crochet, I suppose that can be accommodated.